1. A little meth on the cell phone and you can make this man freeze in his tracks.

  2. Guy holding phone: “Could you say something stupid while I’m recording you?

    Rob Ford “Abs-fucking-lutely!”

  3. This guy is a mess, yet somewhat endearing at the same time.

  4. The 12 is for the kilos of crack he does in a month.

  5. Chris Farley clearly faked his death.

  6. That’s an awfully public place to meet up with his dealer.

  7. “Look Mr Mayor, the screen on my phone is cracked.”
    “Crack???? Where????”

  8. That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ACE!

  9. “I need a crack pipe!”
    “There’s an app for that!”

  10. crb

    “Yes. In Van #12. Down by the river…”

  11. My hero! Keep on keepin’ on Tommy Boy!

  12. PassingTrue

    “Son, fat dumb and stupid is no way to go through life”

  13. “What all chemicals does this thing detect?”

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