1. With Time Warner Cable, I can record up to four shows at the same time, which allows me time to bang all these cheerleaders.

  2. Those 3 on the right are fantastic

  3. I’ve heard that ‘everything is bigger in Texas’, but I had no idea their port o pots were big enough to hold 6 people at the same time!

  4. And on the seventh cheerleader, he rested.

  5. “We’re going to need more Porta-Potties over here, stat.

  6. The headphones are in case they want to talk after.

  7. Keep Austin weird!!

  8. Vladimir

    Guess which one just got a big ole Spartan goose…?

  9. “Who is this mutha fucka grabbin’ my ass again?”

  10. This comment section is full of win.

  11. Mohawk Disco

    Gerard Butler is not a person. He’s a tool God uses to show the rest of us he hates us on a very deep and personal level.

  12. Ginger Failed

    Who let the homeless man on the field?

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