Hilaria Thomas is a funny name.
It’s totally Hilar.
Being rich is neat.
Is that the little pig or his new wife? I can’t remember.
Alec Baldwin and his future alimony payment recipient.
Did he import her from Guatemela or something?
She is beautiful and so is he. They’ll make gorgeous children if they can escape the Bruce/Demi curse.
Because he clearly did so well with his firstborn, this man should have another one…
He looks more and more loser-ish everytime she trots him out for a photo op to further her name recognition.
she’s nothing short of a fame whore.
Oh, no…not ANOTHER celebrity sleeping with his maid!
she looks like a/his maid
I believe that’s what maggiore was alluding to. Nice try, though.
It looks like he is mounting her on the elliptical
Yep. Their ‘O’ faces aren’t very stimulating.
My wisteria died, so I planted a hilaria.
….And with every stair stepper, you get Alec Baldwin, pushing his bulge into your bottom, for extra motivation.
He only married her so he could be referred to as “Hilaria’s husband”.
I think he married her because she is cute as can be and probably a dynamite piece of ass!
Alec Baldwin wife call 911on me and use her fake name. USA Statement done with false identity are FELONY. I got 911 tape+ Hilaria will now teach yoga with no view in JAIL
Her real name is Hilary Hayward and all she say is LIES, I would never want to learn anything from a liar! It would all be false.
If this is satire, it… no, I still don’t get it.
I can smell his sweaty “old man” smell from here. Blurghhh. Not enough money or fame could make me sleep with an old dude. Unless when I’m older than said old dude. I guess I’ll resign myself to that at some point.
Never seen that chick before but she’s cute. I would bang the crap out of her.
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