Ugh, I never should’ve borrowed these shoes from Michael Lohan.
Dammit! Victoria and her anal beads!
One of the best comment’s eva!
Bracing for his Scientology initiation.
That was a shitty performance.
He wants you to drill one between the posts.
Shit It Like Beckham?
Automatically regrets kicking a female fan in the crotch.
Time of the month, David?
He’s regretting kicking a female fan in the crotch
Ignore – comments are posting wonky.
Must…resist…urge…to scratch….nuts !
Dammit Duece, you squeezed that in just before I hit send.
it takes you 6 minutes to hit send?
Oh, a detective!
“Come on! Look at how he’s dressed! He was practically praying for it!” – Analrapist
Just the thought of having sex with a woman gives him phantom pains where his penis used to be.
Waiting for Tom?
His right ankle is very flexible.
I can’t believe someone photoshopped out Tom Cruise.
Ghosts.. everywhere, ghosts. Even up my bum!
“Beckham has taken a terrible shot…he’s shaking like a dog passing peach pits…”
Poor bastard never got over them cancelling Battlestar Galactica.
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