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  1. Steelerchick

    Salvation Army must have had a sale on suits and shoes.

  2. Oh no, it looks like he’s walking to the driver seat side. HELP!

  3. Richard McBeef

    He’s confused because that car isn’t talking to him.

  4. SSHGuru

    Skeletor?

  5. Bonky

    “Fuckers promised me a bottle of vodka and plate of cheeseburgers. All got was a damned bowl of fruit and some bottled water. I am done with this business.”

  6. “I was embarrassed in there. They promised me some miniatures. I was expecting whiskey and vodka. Instead, it was Dinklage and Verne Troyer.”

  7. farting old man's wife

    Hey they said this road was paved with cheeseburgers!! Damn Liars!

  8. cc

    The ‘all whisky’ diet appears to be working.

  9. “Open the trunk, Kit. And don’t fuck with me, i’m hung over.”

  10. Venom

    Fuck, my career is over.

  11. The Brown Streak

    Totally wishing for a threesome with KITT and KARR.

  12. tinklepants

    The Crap We Missed? I think he’s just realized the crap HE missed…

  13. Projectile vomiting in 3…2…

  14. Jeffie B

    I’d like to think this is what an old gay robot would look like.

  15. tlmck

    “Somebody get the wind-up key! He’s stopped again!”

  16. vlad

    Pickledhoff

  17. “Yep, I think that’s an automobile. In fact, I’m pretty damn sure it’s an automobile. Yes, sir, that’s got to be an automobile ‘cuz it’s not a pickle jar…”

  18. There’s a look that says, “Ford Salesman” if ever I saw one.

  19. McCamie

    God Dammit! I wish they’d stop hasseling the Hoff. Those Today Show bitches can be really mean sometimes. Where’s my chicken?

  20. Joe

    One facelift away from pure Liberace.

  21. Ana

    This is not a cheeseburger…

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