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  1. Deacon Jones

    That secret service guy over his right shoulder looks like he just had a heart attack.

  2. Tidbit

    Maybe it’s the darkeness of my monitor, but I’m only seeing Bill Clinton in the dark surounded by glowing eyes, teeth and fingernails like an old Bugs Bunny cartoon.

  3. it had to be said

    “You boys got any sisters?”

  4. DeucePickle

    Wonder how he knows Akon and Rocket Ismail ?

  5. EricLr

    I see Italians have finally realized their dream.

  6. tlmck

    They have Harlem in Italy also?

  7. Later

    Look! is Akon.. Look is Akon.. Look is Akon…. wait…..

  8. “OK agents, look alive…there’s black people moving in on Horndog…really, really black people”

  9. “Why, no. I don’t believe that a niggah can get a table dance.”

  10. I see they found a token white man for their Facebook tag stunt

  11. CK

    “In other news today, former US president Bill Clinton teaches urban Italians ‘the Shocker’.”

  12. cc

    It’s the espresso.

  13. Gabe Kaplan

    “Okay, you got your picture, now tell me where can I get some chicken and waffles?”

  14. What is that on his wrist? (It’s going to turn out to be some Florentine club wristband, isn’t it, and I’m going to look like even more of a dork than I already do. Le sigh. Or, I guess since we’re in Italy, il sigh.)

  15. Dude, the Capulets are way swarthier than I thought…

  16. Pierce Bronzetan

    “Read my lips… I did NOT… have sexual relations with three Italian males… three WHITE Italian males.”

  17. “Hey, young man, I hope what I’m feeling is you admiring my ass and not going for my wallet!”

  18. Urvag

    Matt Lauer looks horrified.

  19. pavement_smear

    In every picture of 3 black guys in Italy, there’s a black president saying it all with his eyes…

  20. The guy on the left is clearly going for Bill’s wallet. Not because he’s black, people. This comment will tolerate no racism. It’s simply because they are Italian.

  21. “Alright guys. What say we round up some chicks, find Burlosconi and throw a Bunga Bunga party Slick Willy style?”

  22. tito

    Bill Clinton posing with three of his kids.

  23. XGL

    Serious Question: Does he still have secret service agents, or privately hired bodyguards?

    Snarky Comment: Remember when Jersey Shore was in Italy? They probably thought this was the Situation now, like a year later.

  24. donkeypunch

    “Hey Monica, long time,. I met these African street vendors in Florence and I bought you a Gucci purse. Let’s get together and give it a new stain. “

  25. “Say, Agent? Can you get some POTUS Souvenir Ball Point Pens or something? These fella’s seem to be getting just a little bit irritable.”

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