Gérard Depardieu at the premiere of Astérix and Obélix: God Save Britannia in Paris. (September 30, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
OMG!! is that a fat suit and makeup? He has always been on the heavy side but this is “Fat Bastard” realm.
Honestly, I thought it was someone in a Fat Bastard get up.
And all this time I thought the Penguin in Batman was Danny de Vito.
How do you say “Jabba” in French?
If Looney Tunes has taught me anything, it’s “Le Jabba”.
Come, me honeys, come to me cave of magical wonders, hehehehehe waugh! waugh!
Is the French Chaz Bono pronounced Shay Bohnohohoho?
Looks like the Count of Mouthing Crisco. Or Monty Python. Christ, Creosote, eat that mint and get it over with!
When did Bruce Vilanch start acting again?
One of the people pictured here lives in a bell tower at Notre Dame Cathedral. Try to guess which one.
Chris Griffin went through a growth spurt? Who new?
The Elephant Man lives!
So that’s the guy they got to play Fred Dukes in Wolverine…
“Which one to eat first?!”
“GET IN MAH BELLY!”
Is the woman in the red shirt sitting on one of his rolls or farting to improve the air quality around Gerard?
The *woman* in red is really Gerard’s favourite (notice he can’t take his eyes off it) blow-up sex doll (you can see where the guy in black’s hand is being used to provide animation).
Making movies in the US almost killed the poor guy, turns out those Quarter Pounders with cheese are DELICIOUS. Or as he calls them “a Royale with cheese”
Maybe it’s just an optical illusion, and all those women weigh only 23 pounds!
For her 50th birthday party, Violet Beauregarde entertained her guests by chewing another piece of Willy Wonka’s Blueberry Dessert Gum.
He’s a method actor just trying to look like his character Obelix without needing padding or make-up! What else could it be?
And Catherine Deneuve gets no recognition from Photo Boy whatsoever. Nice. (Yes, another “legendary French actor,” PB.)
Wow! That’s Catherine Deneuve? Father Time is a harsh taskmaster!
He was once considered the sexiest man in Paris.
Hurry up ladies… I’ve got a turtle head poking out.
He thinks her hand is a croissant…a delicious buttery croissant. hmmmm. I must consume it!!
France’s answer to Ron Jeremy
More like, “Gerard Depar-don’t!” Am I right, people? I’ll leave now.
I would’ve gone with Gerard Depardough
He was once the sexiest man in the world. How the mighty have fallen.
Jon Oliva finally getting Savatage back together? YES!!
Chris Farley pulled a tupac.
I’m sure the death of his son has contributed to his weight gain. He’s been growing since. I predict that he’ll explode any day now.
He will forever remind me of Anderson on the Ridiculist laughing like a schoolgirl. What an amazing giggle.
Anyone else smell pee??
Tu vas faire violer…
Oh, shit! It’s Mr. Creosote!
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