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  1. mamamiasweetpeaches

    Is he…getting drunk with a puppet???

  2. it had to be said

    “Bartender! Where’s my drink?”

  3. EricLr

    “…And that’s why Uncle Benicio had to vomit in his dressing room.”

  4. Cock Dr

    “Barkeep! Serve me up some tranya!”

  5. BillEBuoy

    ” Tommy. Tom Cruise. Is that you under there?”

  6. dontkillthemessenger

    Puff, puff, pass is the rule even for you my little friend.

  7. When I find my hammer…I am going to whack you!

  8. Oz Matters

    The name of the show; “El Hormiguero”; is that Spanish for “Interview Your Own Penis”?

  9. Gabe Kaplan

    “Salma Hayek has tits bigger than you.”

  10. Imoss

    “Did you see Sin City……yeah those were the days.”

  11. cc

    I love the Spaniards…they took the ‘The Shining’ and turned it into a comedy ‘El Hormiguero’.

  12. “Homahgah, li’l puppet, you think you’re so great you’re a preshenter on a TV show … [takes swig, slams glass down] … okay get ready caush … I CAN EJACULATE FROM MY HAIR!”

  13. ” Don’t tell me to go fuck myself Eastwood…”

  14. bigalkie

    Too much anisette

  15. You mean this isn’t “Charlie Rose”? I musta took a wrong turn at Pismo Beach.

  16. MILF

    I thought it was Jon Gosselin and one of his kids.

  17. mbcl

    “These pretzels are making me thirsty”

  18. XGL

    I legitimately thought he was interviewing a teletubby. And those things fucking freak me out.

  19. Hugh Jazz

    “They wanted me to play Moe from The Three Stooges but I felt that was beneath me. Anyway, what’s the secret word again?”

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