Is he…getting drunk with a puppet???
“Bartender! Where’s my drink?”
“…And that’s why Uncle Benicio had to vomit in his dressing room.”
“Barkeep! Serve me up some tranya!”
Wow. Just… Wow.
We all relish tranya.
” Tommy. Tom Cruise. Is that you under there?”
Puff, puff, pass is the rule even for you my little friend.
When I find my hammer…I am going to whack you!
The name of the show; “El Hormiguero”; is that Spanish for “Interview Your Own Penis”?
“Salma Hayek has tits bigger than you.”
“Did you see Sin City……yeah those were the days.”
I love the Spaniards…they took the ‘The Shining’ and turned it into a comedy ‘El Hormiguero’.
“Homahgah, li’l puppet, you think you’re so great you’re a preshenter on a TV show … [takes swig, slams glass down] … okay get ready caush … I CAN EJACULATE FROM MY HAIR!”
” Don’t tell me to go fuck myself Eastwood…”
Too much anisette
You mean this isn’t “Charlie Rose”? I musta took a wrong turn at Pismo Beach.
I thought it was Jon Gosselin and one of his kids.
“These pretzels are making me thirsty”
I legitimately thought he was interviewing a teletubby. And those things fucking freak me out.
“They wanted me to play Moe from The Three Stooges but I felt that was beneath me. Anyway, what’s the secret word again?”
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