superficial

  1. j/k

    Travolta is doing Hairspray 2?

  2. nomnomnom

    She used to be a handsome man, but now she’s turning into that guy that was mutated and turned to water in the first X-MEN movie.

  3. j/k

    In the Disney Star Wars reboot Jabba-the-Hut is a transvestite.

  4. eatme

    “Where Does He Get All Those Wonderful Toys?”

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    Ugh… I’d rather do James Caan.

  6. “”I’m melting! Melting! Oh, what a world, what a world!”"

  7. Someone, somewhere had sex with this thing.

  8. Who’d have ever thought that even today, her co-star Raul Julia is aging better than her!

  9. Joy

    I just don’t understand what’s going on with her face/neck.

  10. rus

    Get me Solo and the Wookie!

  11. uncledenial

    Is that Emmitt Nervend?

  12. Earthworms are easy.

  13. Well, she wasn’t getting it done 30-years ago…so can this really be a “surprise”?

  14. B&WMinstrel

    There are so few good roles for actresses like her any more. OK cookie monster. But besides cookie monster….

  15. contusion

    That awkward moment when your neck begins to devour your head.

  16. She looks like obese vampire in the first Blade movie

  17. Wait…,Jabba the Hut has a sister?

  18. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    Houston, we have a problem.

  19. Her next role is the lead in a Ramones bio pic.

  20. Joaquin ingles

    It’s like the end of a Scooby Doo episode where the villian gets unmasked five times only to keep revealing new masks.

  21. That, my friends, is what is know as a damn shame….

  22. HumpinFrog

    Ladies and gentlemen, Mrs. Joker!

  23. Vinnie

    Morticia, is that you?

  24. Who knew that getting run over by a steamroller could be so joyful?

  25. cc

    I wished I could find the post from The Superficial where someone posted the entire dialogue from the Star Wars bounty hunter scene. It really belongs here.

  26. claire

    She looks like the guy from V for Vendetta

  27. DP

    “ahhhh….’Tish.”

  28. EricLR

    Shouldn’t she be home, taking care of Honey Boo Boo?

  29. Yoka to Bantha poodoo!

  30. Mama Pinkus

    Ignore the haters Anjelika, you’re looking……..well, ignore the haters

  31. duh!

    Remember, remember the 5th of November…

  32. needAnAlias

    you moron! you misspelled her last name: Huston.

  33. Cheese Dick

    Alf – The Movie

  34. Well, the Joker and Clayface managed to reproduce. Let’s hope no other erotic Batman fan fiction starts coming to life.

  35. I thought Grandpa Munster died a few years ago?

  36. Fuckstick

    Cara mia mi-…ew, wait! WAIT! NO!

  37. Don Zaloog

    Not gonna lie; I’d still hit it. She looks like the grateful type.

  38. LilDeuceDeuce

    I can’t remember…what was the name of the guy who always posted long paragraphs about each person’s “effortless style and grace”? I feel like it was Richard or Raymond or something like that. I miss that guy right now.

  39. I just saw that Flintstones episode with the weird family next door. Was it Cruella?

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