superficial

  1. Why yes, I did Kim Kuntrashian also.

  2. What’s with the hand gesture? Is he interviewing for Kim Kardashian?

  3. Frank Burns

    If only his vest had broad horizontal stripes . . .

  4. vgirl

    Taylor Swift, do you like black dudes as well?

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    His outfit says douche…

    his hands say vagina.

    I say why not both?

  6. Your stare says “gangsta”, but your wardrobe says “Carlton”.

  7. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    Racist nerds everywhere just instinctively put a hand on their sliderule to make sure it was still there.

  8. Adam

    He was so close to pulling this off, until he decided “why not sport that pair of baby blue jeans as well”

  9. All that’s missing is an Abercrombie & Fitch name badge.

  10. Warren Piece

    “My mangina is THIS big”.

  11. Professor Not-So-Badass.

  12. I thought he was running for President of Haiti.

  13. Bigalkie

    ” I’m going for the intelligent, black Bradley Cooper ( but straight ) look. How am I doing”?

  14. This guy was born to star in “Equilibrium”. A world where emotion is illegal? Taye Diggs? Bravo, casting director.

  15. BruinsFan311

    O-Town reunion?

  16. Hand Solo

    ahh, the universal sign for vagina. well played.

  17. GuyLeDouche

    “Don’t make me he-bitch man-slap you!”

  18. Bouncy Castle, London, UK

    Michael Jackson? Imortal? He bloody isn’t you know.

  19. 2for2true

    WHO?

  20. “So then Kris says, ‘Kim will only do it with men if their girth is at least this size. HAHAHA Just kidding! Please fuck my daughter. And film it.’”

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