Yes, even statues want to touch her boobs!
Is Sofia Vergara in a new Chipmunks movie?
“Move award down so it doesn’t block my boobs…oh, who am I kidding. As long as I’m next to her, no one’ll be looking at my boobs.”
If I had to guess which one already used the trophy as a dildo, I’d take…
That’s it, little one. You just keep you mouth shut and let me do the talking and your dog is going to be just fine…
I know who I’d start a family with. Sarah.
Too Self – “Okay Sarah. Just take a deep breathe and holllldddd!”
Sofia: Yes darling?
Sara:Did you just fart?
Sofia: You better believe I did.
It’s a tough decision, but I’ll take the little one on the left. And make that “to go” please.
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