“Dick” Van “Dyke” cupping the balls of a statue? No joke required.
If someone credits Family Guy with coming up with that “Penis Van Lesbian” joke, I will cut that person.
“Your honor. This is where Sally Rogers kept touching me!”
Have you thought about fixing the gallery?
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“Chim chim cher-root!”
Anne Hathaway should hire him.
“Now turn your head and cough.”
I love this man. He’s a legend.
I hope I look half as good as that when I’m 97.
and so underated.
just watch where youre walking.
Classic cock block.
Something in the back of my mind tells me that he is clean and sober, although I may have dreamed it. Or simply made it up. Or maybe I’m lying. I’m not sure…
Anyway, from looking at this picture it appears Dick has been tipping the gin bottle a bit.
He didn’t stop half-way!
Only one Dick per picture or this becomes an X rated site.
Show us your tits Dick!
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Dick Van Dyke at the 19th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards in Los Angeles. (January 27, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN