“You came from here.”
“Mommy? How come I hear the ocean all of a sudden?”
“Mommy? How come I can smell the ocean all of a sudden?”
‘Hmmm, I see what looks like red numbers…’
“Mommy, I smell fish”
sure, it’s cute when she does it…but when I do everybody in the park loses their mind.
“Remember, you should always lean against the utility pole and face the street otherwise the johns won’t pick you up…”
“…hold still while I pee on you….”
“Your Daddy ain’t got dick enough to pee on a tree, so I guess somebody has to teach you how.”
“Mommy, why do you keep peeing down my back?”
“So Angelina Jolie doesn’t take you home by mistake again.”
“Lean back a bit… THERE YA GO!”
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