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  1. dontkillthemessenger

    I don’t see an Adam’s apple from Torrie there… which can only mean she’ll be dumped in 2 weeks.

  2. it had to be said

    The makes $30 million a year and he not only goes to health club openings in Mexico City, but wears a suit. Those ‘roids must have shrunk his brain.

  3. Cock Dr

    I wonder who has the biggest dick.

  4. Torrie was originally wearing a turtle neck…then she flexed and this happened.

  5. The guy on the far left underestimated how many Mexicans he’d encounter in Mexico City.

  6. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    He’s wearing a suit to impress the cute tall Mexican guy he sees in all those full length gym mirrors. You know, the one in the suit.

  7. Difficult Brown

    She’s only with him cause she thinks he is Barak Obama.

  8. The anabolic smoothies and HGH vending machines alone are worth the initiation fee.

  9. Judging by the look on his face, the Mexican guy behind A-Rod’s left shoulder apparently got a look down Torrie’s top and saw the surgical scars around her nipples.

  10. Jeff C.

    Even A-Rod’s lackeys are finding it hard to tolerate being around him.

  11. tlmck

    So what’s the funny media name for these two, T-ROD?

  12. Chief

    They are at an Opening? Looks like a fucking funeral.

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