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  1. USDA Prime McBeef

    It’s not 1994 anymore, jackoff. wash off the eye makeup and die in a fire.

  2. SIN

    curse of the black Microphone: Kim who is rushing down here?

  3. Billy was all cool and edgy for the kids until someone reminded them that he has a fucking a Broadway musical.

  4. So i’m NOT supposed to deep throat this microphone??? AWWWWWEEEE MAN!!!!

  5. kimmykimkim

    Green Day fucking sucks donkey schlong.

  6. DeucePickle

    Pink just can’t stick with a hairstyle for very long, can she ?

  7. Bonky

    The classic “Sit down, you suck !” can make even the most seasoned performer stop what they’re doing.

  8. noodle

    They were unbelievablblblblblblblblbl

  9. Bionic_Crouton

    Meanwhile, at Kim Kardashian’s “How to meet a rich a black man” seminar:

    “That’s it… work the shaft , and tickle the balls! You’ve done this before haven’t you!”

  10. Green Day is fucking awesome.

  11. biff

    I saw this guy once at the Oakland Airport. He was first in line in the Southwest group A line up which means he got there extra early. He lots all of his Punk street cred that day.

  12. Bigalkie

    Yes I was a lonely, homely child. Why do you ask?

  13. He’s got his MiniTard McCartney persona down to a tee.

  14. I thought Stallone’s kid just died!

  15. In Your Ass

    The most talentless band with a singer who is American, yet sings with a british (or something) accent.

    You suck Billy Bob!

  16. I thought she was great in Point Break.

  17. Qmak

    “Mr. Wonka….gobstopper production is down as the ‘artistic’ Oompa Loompa has gotten into the karaoke machine again.”

  18. He started storing food for winter a little early, don’t you think?

  19. That hair is what you get when you try to transform your “pick up the kids form school” hair into “I’m pink rock” hair. This dude should stop pretending.

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