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  1. When you said “The Crap We Missed”, I didn’t realize you were going to post a pic of an actual piece of crap.

  2. Hmm, it’s barely lunchtime and we’re already missing crap? Somebody wants to get the hell out of the office fast; I know I do.

  3. Nasty asteroid. Please don’t show Uranus.

  4. Beatriz

    Photoshopped, and a bad job at it! She doesn’t know how to read.

  5. Rahm Obama

    I actually think she looks quite fuckable here.

  6. celebutard

    Well would you look at that – herpes of the feet!

  7. Richard McBeef

    The photo shoot must be for the Orange Slut Academy alumni magazine

  8. it had to be said

    If I had strange little troll fingers I’d try to distract people with my foot tattoos as well.

  9. Coyote

    Yes this is Crap, But I did NOT miss it.

  10. chris breezy boxing academy

    the shoot was for an PSA about those one piece school desk/chairs and the fat girls who can’t fit in them

  11. Looks like the set of a porn movie; the green screen is so they can CGI someone actually doing the deed.

  12. TomFrank

    Her ass is bigger than a planet. What a surprise.

  13. Any Guy

    the herpes sores are climbing up its feet now?

  14. Janice

    How I know this is staged: no crayons.

  15. Carolyn

    Oink.

  16. Realist

    Lipstick on a pig still makes it a pig.

    and how much can she squat? good lord the size of those thighs…could feed a 3rd world country.

  17. Govt. Cheese

    THUNDER, THUNDER, THUNDER THIGHS…HOOOOO!!!

  18. Only Reason

    she got on this show was to make snookie seem fuckable

  19. Snack pack

    That skirt looks so tight, it probably sounds like someone dragging their finger across a balloon when she moves.

  20. farting old man's wife

    Hell I thought this was a porn set too!!

  21. The Pope

    This desk was made of wood sourced from a petrified forest in Narnia.

  22. Bonky

    I never saw a picture of her that I liked, but this one makes me want to slam the hell out of that big ass.

  23. Racer X

    I’d hit it.

  24. Pibb

    She looks good

  25. whos the roughest of em all?

    Alright! If chris christie will not allow the jersey shore tax break to go through, at least permit the enforcer’ thighs to be protected by the forest department because the inches in diameter has got to be a hazard to the public. The least you can do to keep everyone happy.

  26. Uncle Phil

    It helps that they hosed her off, but (and I never thought I would say this) can we have Snooki pics instead?

  27. The Brown Streak

    Don’t be upset about the foot tattoos, it’s the only way she can tell left and right.

  28. elaine benes

    Aw! It’s funny because we all know she can’t read!

  29. Help

    *barf*

  30. tuttidude

    Who knew Robin Williams was filming Mrs. Doubtfire, the sequel?

  31. Cole Cutz

    Hey Deena, Miss Piggy is gonna sue you for copywrite infringement!

  32. The next picture is her re-enacting how she got through high school… under a desk.

  33. Joe

    The text book on the desk is titled “How to be a Whore”

  34. little turtlehead

    Damn I’d bang her and put my seed in her!

  35. GuyLeDouche

    I think those images on her feet are the symbols on her planet for “grab here and hold on”.

  36. Cartman

    No doubt studying for her upcoming herpes test.

  37. American

    Fat cow with herpes.

  38. Phaid

    When I first saw this I thought “Man, Tila Tequila is really letting herself go”

  39. *_* haannndddddssssssoooooooommmmmeeeeeee *_*

    Miranda looks gorgeous.

  40. cc

    Thank God it’s not a book signing.

  41. As much as I hate to hear myself say it — I mean see myself type it — I think this one is better than Snooki. Of course this one is also better than having my foot crushed by an entrenching tool.

  42. whos the roughest of em all?

    Why does the enforcer’s hand remind me of the hamburger helpers four finger mascot?

    Why do I pick on the enforcer you ask? maybe I have a crush.

  43. JANE

    Can everyone PLEASE do me the favor and focus on her HAND!!!! It looks her height and her hands are the only things that stayed the same since she was born!

  44. Aud

    “Are You Smarter Than a 500-lb Piece of #%&! ?”

  45. Dishhonor

    What the fuck is up with her legs.. So fuckin’ short and ugly. Makes drumsticks on a chicken look long and slender.

  46. Deep Thought

    Why doesn’t anyone on Jersey Shore have a torso?

  47. mememe

    This week’s episode of “Fifth-graders Are Most Definitely Smarter than a Jersey Whore”.

  48. Vice Magnet

    This is what happens when your mom drinks while she is pregnant with you.

  49. Funeral Guy

    Why is there a picture of a woman with a pig on her lap?

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