1. I'mCool

    If he had longer arms maybe he could scare away those damn seagulls that keep shitting on him.

  2. Seconds after being bombed by seagulls.

  3. He DOES look scarier with a hoodie!

  4. Trayvon + Oompah Loompah… Love Child

  5. Where do rotund midgets buy clothes?

  6. Qmak

    No wonder she’s driving around town with another guy.

  7. Pilin

    seems to paint facades is his best work….

  8. Tiggles

    “To save young black men in this hood, I just went in that store and ate all the Skittles. Dawg.”

  9. It’s like Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman had a baby.

  10. fred

    2 thoughts:

    1. Fat, drunk and stupid (with bird shit on you) is no way to go through life son.

    2. Is he going to a party at Weiner’s house?

  11. WTF, did he steal the painter’s jacket?

  12. meeps!

    I gave that guy a dollar outside of 7eleven last night…

  13. So he’s doing a painter’s apprenticeship with Richard Grieco?

  14. “I am dark. I am eeeeevil.”

  15. BenDoverman

    Where’s the Zimmerman when you need’m?

  16. reminds me of the tiny hands Burger King commercial except with his feet…

  17. Is he getting married or going to a funeral? It ain’t Easter Sunday so that can’t account for the formal attire….

Leave A Comment