Y’know, all you have to do is change the second “R” in her last name to an “L”…
D’ja ever get a look at her mother in later years? Hoooo-fah. This is not going to end up well.
Oi, Plant Surgeon!
Please preface the links with “Cannot Be Unseen” in future…
She just sensed that Frodo put the ring on.
Two Es. No A.
Nope. Still too revealing. Try again.
Anyone else think that tapping that would result in a haboob sized dust storm?
Considering how much her “Haboobs” have sagged it will take a mighty wind to get them airborne…
She patrols the border looking for mexicans; the Massachusetts border.
all the money in the world and she cant buy clothes that fit or have style?
“Jerrod, you and Heath has better round up the horses from the upper pasture. There’s a big storm brewing — something fierce.”
Shhhhhh. She’s emerging from her cocoon.
Holy shit, she’s lucky he wasn’t caught fucking the garbage can!
There is something scary showing in her crotch area.
Can cameltoes learn Zumba? Something is happening independent of Maria.
If she stands there any longer shes going to become a cactus .
I don’t remember this episode of “The Walking Dead”.
In fashion parlance, that is known as a “getup”.
In order to honor our Indiginous Americans, I will now be tied to a stake.
Why is she dressing like a maid?
Maria Shrivelled is more like it.
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Maria Shriver in Hyannis Port, MA. (August 9, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN