WTF, John? Stop trying to hold my hands!
John: “Hey, here’s the number of that great masseur I was telling you about!”
Bradley: “Thanks, John. I’ll pass. I prefer getting my massages from lovely, skilled Asian women.”
John: “Aw, man… you don’t know what you’re missing!”
Bradley: “I have a pretty good idea, man…”
“No dude, I told you, even if $15,000 were a lot of money to me anymore, I am not playing Penis Lightsabers with you. And I don’t even want to know what gag your Sarlacc means.”
Now with simulated life-like hair!
That’s Xenu Hair
I thought it was drawn on with Magic Marker
“Dude, cross my off your list. I don’t need a free personality test.”
Thumbs-downs = Co$ Comment Patrol.
“Wait, so you’re saying midgets about this high don’t put up much of a fight? Awesome!”
Dude, for the last time…it was a movie….i will not strip you down, call you my lucky charm and throw you in my car trunk.
Whoa. I like you *as a friend* Vinny Babarino.
John Travolta is sportin a dominican bus boy haircut.
OMFG! SO true! lmao!
“Okay–but do you PROMISE there’ll be some funny business?”
Who would’ve thought that in a picture of two people Travolta would look second gayest.
“WHOA, John, is that GLH on your head??”
Enough with the awkward mind melding, Spock. I still don’t want a massage.
Girlfriend, you need to butch it up, bitch!
Someone is about to get E-metered. And by E-metered, I mean butt-raped.
“so, yeah – i usually hold them down by the shoulders, like this…”
“Soooo, here we are at the Hollywood Foreign Press Association’s 2012 Installation Luncheon. But what, exactly, are they going to install and in whom?”
Cooper: All the way in?
Travolta: ALL the way in.
Cooper: That seems like it might…
Travolta: All the way in.
Cooper: But what about-
Travolta: All the way in.
“Scientology sounds great and all, but I like my fairy tales with more booze and less fudge packing. “
LOL…and yet it’s Bradley that’s looking gay in this photo.
The official closeted handshake: Touch your pinky lightly to the base of the thumb shaft.
Run Bradley Run!
Hey Queenie, let’s shake it!
I wanted to distribute up-thumbs everywhere, you guys!
To be clear, I was not speaking as Travolta and I’m not going to touch any of your butts.
John Travolta thinks so, too.
Finally…Toothy Tile and his lover!!!!
“Wait — it’s *not* called a Quarter Pounder in Paris?!?”
“Whoa! Whoa! Easy there cowboy. This ain’t Broke Back Mountain.”
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John Travolta and Bradley Cooper at the Hollywood Foreign Press Association's 2012 Installation Luncheon in Beverly Hills. (August 9, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN