1. Willie Dixon

    Snuff, crackwhore, and poop.

  2. your mom

    The one on the left doesn’t look entirely committed to the cure…

  3. Urvag

    Kim k stares in delight….all three pair of those pants would make for a great pair for me.

  4. it had to be said

    I think the ass in the middle might still have the bike seat in it.

  5. Dirty Sanchez

    The one on the left needs a good hair pull to get her inspired. The one in the middle looks well prepared for a hot injection of “treatment”. I might need a step stool for the one on the right.

  6. catapostrophe

    Surprisingly, all three are devoted feminists.

  7. Whoa! These girls certainly know how to charity. They have me ready to sign over everything I own to help their….. cause.


    suprisingly all three will be devoted to riding my schlong

  9. I swear that if I put a yellow pencil in between the cheeks of the middle ass it would stay there defying gravity or a crowbar !

  10. Well, if finding a cure for Alagille Syndrome means something about curing bus-sized hineys then it looks hopeless for at least 2 of these women. And I’m not sure that’s bad.

  11. Hey, quit your bitching. I paid extra for these seats.

  12. is it me or can you see the middle ones butthole?

    hello zoom…

  13. Sheppy

    Look ok from behind, but I’ll reserve full judgment until I see the front.

  14. Misana

    Shakira in da middle?

  15. Bionic_Crouton

    Now for the question and answer part of our competition ladies:

    What is Alagille Syndrome?

    • I seriously doubt these contestants could spell “syndrome”, much less “Alagille”, without help.

    • anonymous

      To be fair, I don’t think the one in the middle wore those pants because they made her look more intelligent.

    • I had to find out. “Alagille syndrome is a genetic disorder that affects the liver, heart, kidney, and other systems of the body.” Mostly in babies and kids. And now the Superficial has learned ya.

  16. tlmck

    The brunette on the left wins by a landslide.

  17. Johnny P!

    I guess it’d be cool if when your car broke down and you called AAA this is what showed up…
    Just remember to double-bag it, to be on the safe side.

  18. Joaquin ingles

    Kate “Racz” huh?

  19. I choose the one in the middle. I’ll dive into that like it was the last chopper out of Vietnam.

  20. Nina

    I’m cured!

  21. Awww…. a picture for Mom’s scrapbook!

  22. Schmidtler

    Aren’t these three supposed to be standing in the back of a pickup truck?

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