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  1. Johnny P!

    Mischa: “Tastes like Betty White!”
    Dog: (this bitch can lick her own ass?!?”

  2. Rico Jones

    Well the conservatives did say that if we let gays marry bestiality would be next. Who would have guessed they were right?

  3. nick

    Awww, what an adorable bitch!

  4. That dog looks like he was praying for the sweet embrace of death… And Mischa obliged…

  5. RacistPete

    Can dogs get herpes?

  6. your mom

    Whoa. This bitch can barely dress herself and she has a retail store? Do they just give those things to just anyone? Remember the yellow mom pants??

  7. Urvag

    Little did Sparky know that the white powder residue on her lips was not from a donut….

  8. Emma Watson's Vagina

    what’s with all these french lkissing the dogs. in the old days they just had “doggie style” sex with the dogs.

  9. it had to be said

    Fido, you’ve made a choice now. I see a lot of genital-smeared peanut butter in your future.

  10. In her defense, everything looks like a water fountain once you get that fucked up.

  11. Beaver Underground

    I guess she gets the love wherever she can get it.

  12. Hey, if it is OK for Alicia Silverstone to feed her kids that way it should be fine for Mischa Barton to do it with hers too.

  13. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    The poor dog is given a smell of her dinner plate and then he has to go and fetch

  14. SSHGuru

    Dog “LET… GO… OF… MY…. HEAD!”

  15. rican

    Wrong Lipstick Mischa, the red rocket is further down.

  16. “30 seconds for an ounce, right? That was the deal.”

  17. Lucky bitch… unfortunate dog

  18. “Well, Basset hound tongue does taste interesting, but I think I still prefer the shrimp puffs…”

  19. Little Tongue

    Where is the ASPCA when a poor pooch needs it?

  20. Buddy The Elf

    WTF is up with all these losers getting a retail store in London?

    The smart money would be on a dentist or teeth whitening operation across the pond.

  21. Mama Pinkus

    Mischa is looking good – fuck all you haters

  22. anonymous

    I was there. The dog licked his ass afterwards to get the taste out of his mouth.

  23. That, “Oh shit!” moment Barton ran into a drug sniffing dog.

  24. tlmck

    Next she will start talking with a fake British accent.

  25. anonym

    the dog just licked its ass a few seconds ago.

    mmm tasty.

  26. Joe Blow

    Dog: “She must not know that I just got finished licking my ass.”

    Mischa: “He must not know that I just got finished licking my ass.”

  27. I rarely get to say this, but it was hotter when Betty White did it.

  28. Quijibo

    I thought this was Alicia Silverstone feeding her dog.

  29. How risqué of her to skip mainstream porn and go right for the freakfest segment. She must be jonesing baaad.

  30. Blech

    How is this not dog abuse?

    Fuck you, PETA.

  31. Beastiality……and I mean with her not the dog.

  32. Joaquin ingles

    Someone told her the dog just licked its crack and she got a little ahead of herself.

  33. Anonymous

    It’s nice to see her dating again.

  34. Neo

    Well…as long as it’s French.

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