He too, makes a wonderful Rodeo Queen.
“Brokeback what now? OK, if it’s Canadian tradition. Reminds me of boarding school though.”
In a demonstration of British sovereignty, Prince William now engages in the traditional event known as “Riding a Canuck”.
Canadian Government Reception / Sheep Dip
I never thought that I would be riding Princess Margaret!
Reluctantly giving into the crowd’s demands, William prepares to mount Kate.
I say, may I partake in a pinch of that, what do you commoners call it again? Dip? Good sir?
“Honey, this is how they consummate marriages in Canada. They’re barbarians, but what can we do?”
“Well, if you stay on longer than 4.5 seconds, you deserve that medal.”
“Father! She’s being intolerable again!”
Dang, another picture of Tony Parker?
“You want me to climb into this shute with who….Teminator?”
Um,… FUCKING hot. Ride m-
Er, ride ’em, cowboy!
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