On the lookout for a public restroom and a wide stance.
This guy LITERALLY sticks out like a sore thumb.
Even Krusty needs a day off now and again
“Hmm…. Am I a roided, washed up comedian that looks like the poster child against genetic tampering? Why yes… yes, I am…”
his nipple indents make me uncomfortable.
His entire being is making me uncomfortable.
Carrot top. Chicken bottom.
When I was a little kid I used to have a Bozo the Clown doll with wild red hair and big crazy eyes and a huge creepy grin that laughed maniacally when you pulled the string.
This is creepier.
Nipple reduction surgery is all the roid…I mean, all the rage these days.
I wish guys who worked out all the time would realize–the only people who want to see a guy wearing 5-inch shorts pulled down to an inch above their dick are OTHER GUYS who work out all the time wearing tiny shorts.
Well to be honest, with the roids, the shorts are probably 3 inches above his dick.
Oh, they know. They know. That’s why they do it.
People think it is the lawsuits that keeps Ronald McDonald out of McDonald’s restaurants now. In actuality, they just wanted to disassociate themselves with Carrot Top.
I think I can see the little man in the boat!
there should be a law about gingers being naked in public.
Ginger males, mind you.
I thought this guy died at the end of Mask…
Carrot Top lives on ‘roids, protein shakes (of a couple varieties, if you know what i mean *wink wink nudge nudge*), and Tijuana Tony’s Plastic Surgical Emporium treatments. Ends up looking like orange Hulk. Downplays this by painting nails green, to distract unsuspecting public. He’s biding his time…
That’s why I get the dry heaves when I see carrots in my food.
BTW, that Asian guy in the background is about to crash into something….
because he’s Asian.
I think it’s time to finally work the legs.
Agreed. He looks like Larry the Lobster from Spong Bob Squarepants.
Mr. Top, with all due respect, you might want to work the legs a little bit. I mean, it’s really not going to help the overall problem, but still.
There is no way that he is human.
Hopefully Carrot top is off to get his money back from the manicurist who talked him into getting that ugly ass nail polish.
Oh shit, I left my cell phone behind in the car…and also my career behind in 1998.
Other than the green fingernail polish, leathery skin, and complete lack of genitalia, what’s not to like?
His “comedy” act.
good god he is frightening…i liek the green nail polish though ;)
Hate all you want. I think Lindsey looks fantastic! Her boobs are perky, her stomach flat, back to her original haircolor and she looks more rested than she has in years! Too bad about the “smoking” turning her nails green though.
This makes me moist. In the back of my throat as the puke comes up.
perfect example of a guy who doesnt work out his legs. look at those things! Out of proportion!!
CHICKEN LEGS. he forgot to work out the legs. ew.
Seriously, I’m telling you – I don’t think that’s actually Britney Spears.
Pull up yer goddam boxers and get checked for melanoma.
Last time I put hand hand to my mouth their was a cigarrette. Damn I am a good magician.
I tell you one thing; I will never, EVER go to Miami. Scary shit going on down there.
my eyes are bleeding
“Hmmmm….. I know what America needs….. ‘Chairman of the board II’ “
Danny Bonaduce life coach.
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