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  1. I bet he just called her a little piggy. He likes that joke.

  2. Pull my finger and I will shit you a script for a 30 Rock episode…

  3. Sorry about my face… I was just hanging with Piper Parabo and I seem to have caught her disease….

  4. Listen bitch, no one can out act Alec Baldwin!

  5. sexyman48

    “I hated you ever since Dark Crystal.”

  6. Great… yet another remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers?

  7. bassackwards

    HA! Look at that fucking honker! HahA

  8. I’m Alec Baldwin and you’re not hahahahahahaha….

  9. Cartman

    No, I don’t want any tea you fucking cunt!

  10. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    He’s not around, but here’s a Little Woody of my own. Bwaaa Haha

  11. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    “Haaa… so that’s what people too poor for rhinoplasty look like.”

  12. KC

    You’re funny! I’ll kill you last.

  13. GuyLeDouche

    One day Adam Baldwin is going to catch up with him and beat him until he is just a smear on the sidewalk.

  14. vitobonespur

    Look, a homely girl with a huge beak. If she didn’t have tits and a vagina I wouldn’t even talk to her.

  15. Go ahead … it smells like Tina Fey.

  16. Zombie Kitty

    He’s laughing at her nose?!?!?

  17. cc

    Hahaha, George Clooney fucked you too!

  18. Doc Schweinstrudel

    Stop with her nose, idiots, she looks pretty!

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