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  1. sparkymcgee

    Wants to be Johnny Depp so fucking bad. He was so close in the 80s and then Depp took the douchebag lead and never looked back.

    Jul 20, 2012 at 4:28 pm /  Reply /130
    • McFeely Smackup

      Hey! Greico had TWO television series after Jump Street. What’s Depp done since then??

      Jul 20, 2012 at 4:59 pm /  Reply /100
      • Johnny P!

        Depp? He’s become an ‘Honorary Native” for some role, has become Tim Burton’s concubine… and something associated with a ride at Disney Land or Disney World about pirates or something…
        Not too sure. Anyway, whatever he’s been doing, he has in fact become the ‘Douche King’.

        Jul 20, 2012 at 5:10 pm /  Reply /120
  2. Perplexity

    How does this guy keep finding these events, much less paying the paparazzi to take his picture?

    Jul 20, 2012 at 4:31 pm /  Reply /120
  3. Cock Dr

    You can mousse up that hair to the heights of the gods, but we won’t be distracted from that receding hairline.

    Jul 20, 2012 at 4:45 pm /  Reply /130
  4. Johnny P!

    Why the fuck is this hideous, semi-talented has-been being invited to every freakin’ Premiere these days?

    Jul 20, 2012 at 4:46 pm /  Reply /120
  5. SharkNip

    Maybe he’s the organizer’s Plan-B for times when Criss Angel’s not available

    Jul 20, 2012 at 5:17 pm /  Reply /30
  6. direchef

    Who?

    Jul 20, 2012 at 5:49 pm /  Reply /20
  7. Beaver Underground

    You’re not a poet, philosopher or deep emotional thinker. So drop the pose.

    Jul 20, 2012 at 5:52 pm /  Reply /50
  8. Little Richard

    17 bracelets is not too many bracelet.

    Jul 20, 2012 at 6:09 pm /  Reply /50
  9. Jack

    Did Grieco have plastic surgery to look like one of The Simpsons?

    Jul 20, 2012 at 7:01 pm /  Reply /30
  10. Henry

    Sir, please stop.

    Jul 20, 2012 at 7:06 pm /  Reply /20
  11. Froghammer

    Go easy on the guy- they’re full of negative ions and for his balance. Otherwise he gets all Lucille Two.

    Jul 20, 2012 at 8:12 pm /  Reply /30
  12. El Jefe

    How has this guy not returned to his park bench yet?

    Jul 20, 2012 at 9:51 pm /  Reply /00
  13. Mike701

    Vould you like to touch my monkey?

    Jul 21, 2012 at 1:40 am /  Reply /10
  14. vitobonespur

    Look! It’s Richard Greico! Oh, thank God, I was “afraid” something might have happened to him.

    FUCK!

    Jul 21, 2012 at 5:43 am /  Reply /10
  15. Eric

    Mickey Rourke’s doppleganger.

    Jul 21, 2012 at 7:14 am /  Reply /00
  16. squishy

    Spending just a little too much time with Lagerfield there buddy!!

    Jul 25, 2012 at 2:54 pm /  Reply /00

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