most people usually tip the valets with a few bucks not let them jerk off to her.
Ha Ha Ha!!!!
his tip was getting to see her National Geographic nipples
$10 says that valet finally has the courage to eat a bullet tonight.
“OMG Screech DOES have a Mexican cousin!!
Geez, I want to know what’s on the nav screen.
She just farted and the Mexican dude just smelled it.
She needs to wear a fucking bra, those titties need support.
Look ma’am, I will try to slam the door one last time, but I’m telling you it ain’t happening.
Laughing so hard!
“I fart in your general direction!”
THE mrs. belding everyone!
That’s it! I can’t fucking take it anymore! What is with all these bitches wearing head to toe black? And their blacks never match. The fuck?
Right now the guy is thinking about “Showgirls”.
I’m always thinking about “Showgirls”
Jerk off or bring butter. Just get me out of this car!
Little known fact: If you don’t look directly at a Mexican, after a few seconds they’ll just walk away.
Maybe we should try that at the border.
Is she pregnant or is that just a gunt?
the episode where she gets hooked on caffeine pills came on yesterday. best one ever.
I’m so excited! I’m so excited! … I’m so… scared!
Him: ‘Qué chingados es eso?’
Her: ‘I wonder if he can tell I’m turtling.’
Zoom, though art truly a double-edged sword.
Get a mop! Her water just broke.
“Maybe if I just ride low in my chair, he won’t know that I’m there”
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