1. Emma Watson's Vagina

    most people usually tip the valets with a few bucks not let them jerk off to her.

  2. EricLr

    $10 says that valet finally has the courage to eat a bullet tonight.

  3. “OMG Screech DOES have a Mexican cousin!!

  4. cc

    Geez, I want to know what’s on the nav screen.

  5. El Jefe

    She just farted and the Mexican dude just smelled it.

  6. She needs to wear a fucking bra, those titties need support.

  7. Look ma’am, I will try to slam the door one last time, but I’m telling you it ain’t happening.

  8. “I fart in your general direction!”

  9. broduh jenner

    THE mrs. belding everyone!

  10. kimmykimkim

    That’s it! I can’t fucking take it anymore! What is with all these bitches wearing head to toe black? And their blacks never match. The fuck?

  11. tlmck

    Right now the guy is thinking about “Showgirls”.

  12. Slap Monkey

    Jerk off or bring butter. Just get me out of this car!

  13. The Pope

    Little known fact: If you don’t look directly at a Mexican, after a few seconds they’ll just walk away.

  14. dboffer

    Is she pregnant or is that just a gunt?

  15. the episode where she gets hooked on caffeine pills came on yesterday. best one ever.

  16. Senor Trout

    Him: ‘QuĂ© chingados es eso?’

    Her: ‘I wonder if he can tell I’m turtling.’

  17. Zoom, though art truly a double-edged sword.

  18. Bionic_Crouton

    Get a mop! Her water just broke.

  19. Swearin

    “Maybe if I just ride low in my chair, he won’t know that I’m there”

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