The standard look of any couple that has been together for more than a few months.
I can’t like this for some reason, so – Awesome :)
Her: “I’m the one he’s going to marry! Squee!”
Him: “I wish these paps would get out of the way so I can try out my new passenger ejector seat.”
“I can’t believe I left the passenger door unlocked. Now I’m stuck for the rest of the night.”
“Recalculating – recalculating..”
Elisabeth Canalis has seen that look before.
“Can I play with your turkey neck tonight? Please, pretty please.”
“God. I can’t believe my agent hasn’t dumped this one yet. And the Hard Rock just hired a new round of waitresses. Why does this always happen to me?”
“Now George… don’t get frustrated… you know you leak when you get anxious.”
Look to our Lord and Savior Chris Brown for all the answers on relationships.
‘Put your seat belt on dear’
‘We are only 100 metres for Christ sake’
George… Stop acting like you don’t know that our bio clocks are ticking…
George hates it when girlfriends talk. It makes him think of future girlfriends.
“fuck she’s talking about marriage again! Time to hit the eject button again! Eject…dammit eject!!!
“Oh, Georgie, don’t be so sullen. When we get to the house I’ll let you throat fuck me.”
“shut up…shut up…shut up…”
He’s looking kinda thin…she’s a succubus draining his life force, isn’t she?”
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