Salma Hayek in Venice, Italy. (June 1, 2011)
“I’m sorry folks, but i have to put them away, they get cranky after 10pm”
Well, now that I’ve rubbed one out, I can say that’s a very flattering dre . . . wait . . . OK . . . rubbed out another one . . . anyway, that’s a very flattering dress.
How many other rich successful actresses, married to a billionaire, would voluntarily nurse a starving 3rd world baby from their very own breasts?
All hail St Salma.
All I can say is the next pic in this series is almost certain to be a letdown…
if it’s courtney love again I’m gonna punch someone.
Her breasts complete me.
All I can say to those breasts is: We’re not worthy!
This is what the term “Dayum!” was invented for.
As usual, Salma is classy and lovely. So nice to see a pic of a lady instead of these famewhores and booger pickers.
What we are looking at should be a winning argument (including legal) for everything on planet Earth.
give me 1 hour and a jug of baby oil.
I Tivo’d ‘Desperado’ last night. Tonight it’ll be just me, Salma, and the rewind button…….
This is what Coco would look like if she weren’t built like a sex cartoon….and was Mexican…and didn’t have the job of a warrior Alien.
damn. job =jaw
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