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  1. How much of an alcoholic do you have to be to have your hand constantly positioned in the drink holding form?

  2. I recognize Dina, but who’s the dude on the right?

  3. Obviously, Linday got all the looks in that family and then destroyed them so nobody else could have them.

  4. j/k

    How long has Ali Lohan been on meth?

  5. chrisbreezyboxingacademy

    lol remember when she was going to be a model

    • She is … she models in Korea. Not the most gorgeous, but interesting and different-looking. Wouldn’t YOU want to distance yourself from your nutjob family members ??

      • She does NOT model in Korea. She does NOT model. Period. She went there to either “rehab” or be a high end call-girl. The rumours persist on both and reliable sources go back and forth on this.

        If she were a model in Korea (Or anywhere, for that mater), her mother would have those pics on the internets everywhere. I this day and age, you can’t be part a “name” and do something like model and have no pics show up on-line.

      • Kojak

        She is 5’5″ tall, has an ugly face, and not even a good hair, body or skin. And has no photos modeling…
        Yes…
        Maybe she is a hand model, and do hand jobs…

  6. anonymous

    Pretty sure if Dina wasn’t walking with her– Ali could walk down the street and nobody would know who she was.

  7. EricLR

    Now remember honey, make them give you the money up front and don’t let them use their own condoms.

  8. The dazed expression on their faces is partly because they don’t remember if they are begging for money from Lindsey in jail or rehab.

  9. Vlad

    The Three Stooges are just not the same without Cokie

  10. Kim

    This much i know is true: Dinah’s sucked a lot of cock in exchange for coke or fat rich guy’s money.

  11. Fun fact: Dina’s not wearing pants.

  12. Something stinks in New York…

  13. She’s gotta be so pissed that Kris Jenner stole her gig and mastered it.

  14. …where is apophis99942 when you really need it?

  15. How does it feel to be the most normal member of that family, Ali?

  16. tlmck

    I think Dina is kinda hot, in a Kate Gosselin sort of way.

  17. heroinstripper

    am I the only one who noticed the camel toe??

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