The Woman with One Red Shoe
Her arms are too short for this sort of activity. You don’t see Natalie Portman attempting this.
Wow, you’re right. She must pay somebody to wipe her ass.
Wow. I totally never noticed how short her arms were until this comment.
But… how does she masturbate??
She doesn’t need to. She’s Olivia Wide, not Iveski.
Ha ha! Well played, jackass!
Jason is a top contender for whitest man.
They’re just so hip it makes me puke
Don’t you remember, dude… “It’s Hip To Be Square”?
Fuckin’ 80’s… and 90’s. Aw, hell – everyday sucks.
Exhibit #1,023,438: You can be a hipster douche and as long as you’re famous and rich you can land women like this…
Can the douchiness of the scooter be offset by the coolness of the Jordans?
Dudes with motorcycles always get the hot chicks.
I don’t think that qualifies as a “motorcycle.”
Not sure he qualifies as a “dude.”
Not sure this qualifies as a hot chick.
Lame middle aged hipsters.
Olivia Wilde is like 27…
Damn you Howard Walowicz, you make everything seem so cool!
Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself!
Do you really have to wear helmets with the top speed is 10?
When her skirt gets caught in the spokes, this is really going to get interesting.
The one time a hipster douchebag isn’t wearing a scarf…
He just came into town to get his scooter tricked out…extend the front fork, install a springer front end, a radical sissy-bar with a custom saddle, leather saddle-bags, and ape-hangers.
They’re all out of training wheels.
Doucher & Douchette
olivia wilde has a surprisingly dumpy ass. i saw her playing basketball with him at the park in the neighborhood the other day. On the oher hand they were both very friendly.
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