Your move, Nolte…
This needs to be a buddy cop movie where they just “awwww, hell!” back and forth the whole time.
Actually, make them private eyes and you can call it “Grumble Dicks”.
At one point, they’d just be growling.
Their angry, “can’t-control-’em” has to be Gary Busey.
I’d show up for opening night.
Oh shit, that was absolutely perfect.
Ok so who in the picture is taking a shit, is it him or the dog in the foreground???
That is such a weird looking dude. Looks like a baboon.
I think they used that for comic effect in Alien Resurrection. In his opening scene, he’s jumping around like an ape.
Damn right you got off his lawn.
Beauty and the Beast.
Beauty’s on the leash.
If Tom Waits had a more fucked up looking Uncle…
Is he walking that dog or getting ready to season it?
He looks the same upside down. Weird.
I can’t top any of these.
He’s probably the most badass man in Hollywood.
I guess this proves it. There is absolutely nothing you can use to scare fucking dogs off your lawn.
“Goddamn kids! Quit playin in my driveway!” Grumble, grumble, fart.
Poop. Poop never changes.
Talk about reversal of roles…the fucking dog should be walking HIM.
On second thought, maybe he is…
Nice he can get work as a dog walker.
Sorry, I don’t have any spare change.
No, no, no. I said: “Heel, boy.”
Just die already Clay.
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