superficial

  1. Batshit crazy, but I’d fuck her.

  2. it had to be said

    I don’t mind transvestites, but the least they could do is really try, you know?

  3. Johnny P!

    God love ol’ Spaz De la Hurt-ya. Horrible dresser, madder than a shoe full of giggling toes, face like a smacked bottom, and yet I’ll click on her pics every time.

    • “Madder than a shoe full of giggling toes”… where the hell did you pull that one from? :)

      • Johnny P!

        Hey Iveski,
        Glad you picked up on that. isn’t it brilliant?
        I wish I could take credit for it, but I’ll always give credit for a brilliant line where it’s due.
        In this case, it was a quote by Mof Gimmers, the webmaster of Hecklerspray (kind of a British version of The Superficial). And yes, when he wrote it, my jaw dropped, I laughed my head off, and immediately wrote to comment on how brilliant it was.
        He’s had a few crazily quotable metaphors since then too.
        Their previous webmaster, Stuart Heritage, now works for The Guardian UK and is also very quotable.
        I discovered Hecklerspray (and Amy Grindhouse) through the Superficial actually… but Hecklerspray seems to have been ‘down’ for the past few weeks.
        If you read this Fish, do you know why?

  4. EricLr

    Not pictured: Her track marks.

  5. Blech

    Texture-wise, her skin matches her clothes.

  6. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    Looks like someone forced the head of an old late 80s WWF wrestling action figure on to the body of his sister’s sluttiest Barbie doll.

  7. Who needs eyelashes anyway?

  8. Really?

    Um, is that an ENGAGEMENT RING? Correct hand and finger, but good golly…

  9. This picture gives me the uncontrollable desire grudge-fuck Conan O’Brien.

  10. I fucking love this crazy chick. She’s got balls and I respect that.

    • jean paul smartass

      what exactly is ballsy about her? her actual balls? seriously? she is one overdose away from dead. I guess dead is ballsy.

  11. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    I know Rumer. I’ve laughed at Rumer. So often, I nearly think of Rumer as a friend. And Paz…. you’re no Rumer.

  12. i can see the beer gut starting to form…

  13. Bonky

    She looks like a mentally ill person that’s hot enough to fuck. You know if you do her it will be fun now, but you know later on you are gonna regret it.

  14. She’s Huerting my eyes.

  15. HailSatan

    Ok… who!?

  16. nonono

    omg i missed you Paz. Where have you been

  17. This can’t be Paz de la Huerta. Paz de la Huerta doesn’t wear clothes.

  18. tlmck

    One definition of huerta is “fertile ground”. I don’t think that applies here.

  19. tod

    that face could stop a clock

  20. Crissy

    Fucking A! Why do they keep taking this woman’s picture?

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