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  1. Oompa Mooooooooompa!

  2. elephantman

    GROSS!

  3. Melt this in a pan with a little butter then put it over your noodles. Best. Skettis. Ever.

  4. I want to ask “Who?” or Google this persons name. However, I’m betting that I’m much happier not knowing.

  5. Who in the sweet merciful fuck let this woman in a store that sells giant candy? For starters, check who the beneficiary is on her will.

  6. Looks like she’s ready to start working on her 4th chin.

  7. guttboy

    WTF happened to Kate Gosselin?!?

  8. Like a pig in shit…

  9. Mama June seems to be investing all that TLC reality show money exactly the way we all expected her to.

  10. JennywithaY

    “Bring me Solo and the Wookiee!”

  11. “I can only find it in the medium size!”

  12. Minky Wail

    “Hell, after birthin’ that last young’un, my laffy taffy’s bigger’n this”

  13. dontkillthemessenger

    I really thought this was the woman from Mike and Molly. That’s usually the first sign you have to lose weight.

  14. Is that Rose O’Donnell?

  15. Beer Baron

    “It’s like a 2 fer 1 treat! Taffy and dem jokes inside make me laugh!”

  16. Schweddy Snatch

    The last thing I wanted to see on a Friday is Mama June’s blowjob face.

  17. Brit

    For a moment, I thought I was looking at People of Walmart

  18. Dirk Diggler

    She’s like the bizarro Ronda Rousey

  19. Gin&Tonic

    Y’know, I just came back from work and I was going to sit on my ass and watch tv for a while, but the the sight of this disgusting piece of flesh has motivated me to go for a jog. thanks, morbidly obese possibly female person!

  20. tlmck

    Jessica Simpson’s cravings are getting weirder.

  21. I dunno… personally I feel this is the best outfit we’ve seen Kim Kardashian in.

  22. Nemo Noman

    OomhthisoldanglauffytoffeeegonnagoinrightinmahbellieanddangifitdonttastegratewifsumbigolbuttahpahtsmeltedonitsthisolWillieWonkahfellersuredonemakessumgoodcandyshesageenous-heslikethatmrdavincicodefellurbutwifsugar

  23. SpareClownParts

    Shawn Michaels would have to sweet chin music her 3 times….

  24. Lunch

    The answer to the question, “What does a hippo look like when it has an orgasm?”

  25. cc

    They make candy in these sizes?!!! Call Mayor Bloomberg

  26. meeps!

    “Do you have this in large?”

  27. She looks like a big toe with eye lashes!

  28. Candid Candygasm.

  29. Josephus

    So Mimi from “The Drew Carey Show” is still alive. Huh.

  30. And the fat lady sings!

  31. Little Tongue

    “Suuuuugaaaaaaaar”

  32. This photo just goes to prove that inbreeding is still rampant in certain parts of the country.

  33. Future Britney is distracted by present day candy prices and misses the window back to 2023.

  34. “BOOOOOOOOM BABY !!!!!!”

  35. Katie

    “Well hot damn! Never thought I’d saw Laffy Taffy bigger than ma’ own!”

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