Even he thinks it stinks.
You have a little cum on your lip”
what do you call Tom Cruise when his nose is leaking?
Where’s the “Double-Like” button?
A woman just kissed him on the cheek.
“I’m.. I’m sorry folks. I just get a little teary-eyed when you mention me losing the role of Liberace in his biopic…”
“Oh my God, is that a vagina I smell?”
I cant even stand the smell of the shitty movies I have made
“Did I get it all?”
Mr. Cruise…Daniel Craig wants his underwear back.
“These new lifts are an inch higher than my previous ones and the altitude has given me a nose bleed.”
How strange, my scientology super powers won’t stop my nose from running. I’m an OT VII dammit!
What do you call Tom Cruise with a runny nose? full
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