superficial

  1. Even he thinks it stinks.

  2. “Tom,

    You have a little cum on your lip”

  3. what do you call Tom Cruise when his nose is leaking?

    Full.

  4. A woman just kissed him on the cheek.

  5. “I’m.. I’m sorry folks. I just get a little teary-eyed when you mention me losing the role of Liberace in his biopic…”

  6. Minky Wail

    “Oh my God, is that a vagina I smell?”

  7. I cant even stand the smell of the shitty movies I have made

  8. catapostrophe

    “Did I get it all?”

  9. Mr. Cruise…Daniel Craig wants his underwear back.

  10. “These new lifts are an inch higher than my previous ones and the altitude has given me a nose bleed.”

  11. Inky Black

    How strange, my scientology super powers won’t stop my nose from running. I’m an OT VII dammit!

  12. bigalkie

    What do you call Tom Cruise with a runny nose? full

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