FUCK SNOOKI LOOKS HOT!!!
Seek professional help.
Man, my boner is totally confused right now with this thing I’m seeing
Those teeth make her look even weirder than before. That having been said, I still would. I know. I suck.
Holy teeth, batman. Awful.
I know that look on Hizzoner’s face. It’s the one that says, “I’m going to kill the aide who set this up.”
Well, it’s half murderous and half rapey.
Snookie heard “sandy relief” and thought she’d finally found the answer to her vaginal dryness.
“No Snooki, when I was trying to ban Big Gulps, I wasn’t referring to swallowing.”
Dammit she does look kind of hot. I need a bottle of tequila.
No, tequila is exactly what you DO NOT need.
Her dentures make her look like Lena Horne. No offense to the late Ms. Horne.
“I know, I know… but with money I have, I can still fuck this thing and make both her and the STI disappear”.
Hey Bloomberg, you wanna do something useful ..ban her.
It’d be funny if he punched her in the face like that guy in the bar.
Those of you that think Snooki looks hot need to freakin’ get out more. Where are you all–in jail?
“Do I get to take her home? Wink, wink.”
Looks like they both were rooting around in the bottom of the dating barrel, and then, suddenly…KISMET!
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Mayor Michael Bloomberg and Snooki at the Superstars For Sandy Relief event in New York City. (April 4, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN