superficial

  1. Deacon Jones

    Kill it with fire!!

  2. cc

    The CDC needs to see this.

  3. OK Smeagol, give Axl back his hat.

  4. elephantman

    Run for the hills!

  5. meeps!

    More like Erykah BaDON’T!
    (Bazinga)

  6. Baby Face

    Peek a boo…

  7. Stupid tribal tattoos aside, her body is slammin’

  8. John Travolta

    Damn…that shit on her leg looks like creeping death. Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! Run!

  9. It looks like an orangutan with an orange wig!

  10. Ladypants

    Finally we discover the real reason Guns N’ Roses broke up — Axl’s addiction to tanning.

  11. Caroline

    Barf

  12. What in the holy hell?

  13. Getting ready to perform a ceremonial voodoo goat fucking, I see.

  14. Minky Wail

    Welcome to the Thunderdome.

  15. Sorry, there was entirely too much light for this photo. please try again with about -3 EV

  16. I had no idea the witch from the Pirates of the Caribbean was actually real…

  17. Jenn

    Zombie Chic has replaced Heroin Chic apparently.

  18. THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU.
    THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU.
    THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU.

  19. Welp, this is just gross. Even down to her orange, weird ball like toes. Seriously, kids… don’t do drugs.

  20. tlmck

    Even with the pretentious stage name, she is still just a skanky ho from the hood named Erica Wright.

  21. icu

    Just toss a few pounds of raw meat in the corner for it to gnaw on.

  22. Voodoo vacations in a Cabana.

  23. This is a legendary monsters puzzler. The brown skin, hat, and sunken eyes say old-fashioned Haitian voodoo zombie, but the eldritch skin markings say Jewish folklore golem.

    Unless those are really just burst surface capillaries, in which case I’d go with “zombie”.

  24. The Melanoma Fairy relaxes for a few more weeks before summer starts and her busy season begins.

  25. Used to be impossibly gorgeous, what in the- how, I mean… WHY?!?!?!

  26. df

    Amerykah Faku

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