I’m feeling lazy, sooo… “Suck my kiss.”
Had to be done.
Vaguely grotesque and unsettling.
Dad, I think he’s gonna pork her.
Yeah…that’s probably better than heroin.
Better for ya anyway.
Something about her hair and denim jacket makes me feel like he is about to have sex with a time traveler from 1995.
I guess that ‘Hitler Jr.’ look is working for him.
Take a look inside — it’s my dick in a sock (it’s in a sock)
I’m jealous. Still would do.
Him or her?
“Do you have a kiss for Daddy?” (Ferris Bueller reference, kids)
If you have to explain it then it was a wasted comment.
“Mommy… where’s Daddy?
MOMMY! … where’s Daddy….”
Come on and sit on yo’ Daddy’s lap
‘cuz I’m the one, that pats yo’ back
Give yo’ Daddy a kiss girl
It looks like he went back in time to make out with 1989 Anthony Kiedis.
1989 Kiedis had hair down to his waist.
DUDE!!! Do her, right there behind the car. While you’re there look for my initials because I did her there, too.
“OMG, I used to blow old dudes for heroin money too! Let’s make out!”
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