superficial

  1. They made another of these shitpiles? Who the fuck keeps giving Adam Sandler money to make movies? Stop it! For fuck’s sake, just stop it!

  2. Sit back my friends, and I’ll tell you a tale
    A tale of a fateful trip
    that started in this tropic port
    aboard this tiny ship.

  3. I think the “S” stands for “super fat”.

  4. Cock Dr

    One of these things is not like the others.

  5. Now, everybody smile and say “PAYCHECK!!!”

  6. dontkillthemessenger

    The 4 of them together don’t have enough money to fuck her.

    Oops, my bad. The 3 of them… Taylor didn’t put his money into the pot.

  7. anonymous

    Well at least Salma’s titties can’t be denied their fame. You can still see their curves under that awful dress.

  8. The only one of these…PEOPLE!…that’s worth a shit is Salma Hayek and frankly, if she wasn’t assembled in such a nice package I wouldn’t bother with her either.

  9. Gin&Tonic

    well selma has tits and fatty has comedic timing, do any of the others have any marketable skills to bring to the table?

  10. Looks like Kevin James’ skirt is caught in his cooch.

  11. Phoenix

    Kevin James looks more like Jor-El than Russell Crowe ever will.

  12. I see the Professor, Mr. Howell, Maryanne, Gilligan, and the Skipper. But where are Mrs. Howell and Ginger?

  13. Arzach

    Salma’s cleavage is covered because Taylor Lautner thinks it’s “icky” so she’s avoiding to hurt his sensibilities.

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