So two hilarious means you have to marry Alec Baldwin? Good to know.

I see he uses the Kelsey Grammer technique.

So all his money, and he uses a Flowbee?

“I hate goodbyes!”

Then, after recess, he passed her a note in math class.

Hmm, do you think this cerebral celebrity went for her because she’s some young hot ass?

Maybe they think WW2 just ended.

Ah, the rarely seen kiss rape.

“I’m all done with Words With Friends so … C’mere, you!”

Yeah, that’s Rome. Not NYC. Note the Italian in the background.

“Just keep thinking about the money, just keep thinking about the money…”

If she’s as funny as her name implies, I can’t wait for the break up when she tells him “You are useress to me, Arec Bardwin”.

He Al Gore-d her.

“Damn, woman. You kiss just like Stephen.”

Is this the episode where Jack Donaghy and Liz Lemon finally hook up?

That’s ALMOST as awkward as Liza Minelli’s wedding kiss with what’shisplasticface….

“I knew that girl was a slut the second I met her. … She’s a dime-store hooker, and she always will be” “Good things”- Stan Indursky