1. Truer words have never been printed. She’s fucked damn near everything.

  2. meeps!

    You’re doing it wrong.

  3. Does her phone cover say “Cunt” on it.?

  4. Seen here during her weekly trips to inner city public bathrooms, she takes pictures of potential candidates and their urinary abilities…

  5. “Hey, you ignorant twat! Sunglasses are supposed to be worn over your eyes, NOT over your mouth. Although if it keeps your fucking piehole closed, it might be a fortuitous mistake.”

  6. Tiggles

    Label typo – should read “Queen of Everything Fucked”

  7. Cock Dr

    Beware as Beelzebub assumes many guises.

  8. cuddles

    Goddammit, the bitch stole my comment.

  9. TP Bandit

    Evidently, she’s not the queen of gravity because those glasses appear to be falling off.

  10. Excessive teeth whitening?

  11. Satan on Earth.

  12. dontkillthemessenger

    I’m not gonna lie… I love it. She literally does not give a fuck about anything, her kids included. I have to think that’s relaxing. Meanwhile the rest of us are hung up on things like not drunk driving or not hitting on girls at the local high school.

    (BTW, that last part was not about me… it was about I guy I know.)

  13. “Wait… My eyes aren’t here anymore? Shouldn’t have gotten that 37th face lift.”

  14. cc

    She’s so stupid she thinks sunglasses are for bad breath.

  15. tlmck

    So the new Darth Vader talks through his sunglasses?

  16. True story, she’s about to fuck those glasses right after she finishes blowing them

  17. tlmck

    He’s imagining Mila Kunis making out with one of the Olsen twins.

  18. Swearin

    Actually, that iPhone case originally belonged to Kim

  19. keijo

    I assume “fucking” is a verb

  20. anonym

    This is Kim in 10 years

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