Truer words have never been printed. She’s fucked damn near everything.
I love grammar/punctuation/wrong emphasis jokes. This made my day.
“When die, I want my title to be transferred to Kim.”
You’re doing it wrong.
Does her phone cover say “Cunt” on it.?
Seen here during her weekly trips to inner city public bathrooms, she takes pictures of potential candidates and their urinary abilities…
“Hey, you ignorant twat! Sunglasses are supposed to be worn over your eyes, NOT over your mouth. Although if it keeps your fucking piehole closed, it might be a fortuitous mistake.”
Label typo – should read “Queen of Everything Fucked”
Beware as Beelzebub assumes many guises.
Goddammit, the bitch stole my comment.
Evidently, she’s not the queen of gravity because those glasses appear to be falling off.
Excessive teeth whitening?
Satan on Earth.
I’m not gonna lie… I love it. She literally does not give a fuck about anything, her kids included. I have to think that’s relaxing. Meanwhile the rest of us are hung up on things like not drunk driving or not hitting on girls at the local high school.
(BTW, that last part was not about me… it was about I guy I know.)
“Wait… My eyes aren’t here anymore? Shouldn’t have gotten that 37th face lift.”
She’s so stupid she thinks sunglasses are for bad breath.
So the new Darth Vader talks through his sunglasses?
True story, she’s about to fuck those glasses right after she finishes blowing them
He’s imagining Mila Kunis making out with one of the Olsen twins.
Damn refresh screwed up again.
Actually, that iPhone case originally belonged to Kim
I assume “fucking” is a verb
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