I’m intrigued… go on.
Now THAT’S talent!
Thought Bubble: “Ooooh yeah, kiss her mouth. Now tongue! C’mon, use your tongue. Oh my god, now grab her tits and pull her top off…”
Whose tits… hers or his?
Can’t wait to see the girls’ reaction when they realize I farted.
As always, Simon was only allowed to watch, and keep his arms at his sides.
“Well, as a talent it’s not bad, but it doesn’t rise to the level of Sarah Michelle Gellar and Selma Blair.”
If Fox doesn’t turn this idea of his into a competition/talent show, I’m just going to stop watching that network altogether and start watching C-SPAN or something.
I hope this ends with the blonde women’s finger in the brunette’s bum, but I guess that’s not in the cards.
“Ladies…In case anyone asks, I’m counting this as a three way.”
He’s imagining Mila Kunis making out with one of the Olsen twins.
If this becomes the new standard method for the audition rounds, I bet The X Factor’s ratings would go up
holy shit, is that a klingon?
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Alesha Dixon, Simon Cowell and Amanda Holden at the press launch for 'Britain's Got Talent' in London. (April 11, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
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