superficial

  1. You know you’re old when the members of Bon Jovi are old enough to be grandparents

  2. The falling apple didn’t gather any moss under a tree…or something like that. No, wait! The apple didn’t fall far from the…mmm…from the-e-e-e…goddamnit, I’ll be back later.

  3. What a charming 15-1/2 year old girl.

  4. Awesome, found some good material for this weekend.

    How old is she.

    • Nonnie Moose

      15 1/2. But don’t pretend you’re not going to wank to pictures of her you pull up on Google images anyway.

    • I was going to say “She’s 51, go nuts” but:

      a) Nonnie Moose beat me to the punch on the reply; and
      b) let’s not pretend that you haven’t already spilled enough seed over Heather Locklear to fill a 55-gallon drum through the years.

  5. TP Bandit

    Damn! I did something wrong! – Billy Ray Cyrus

  6. Aaw she was prettier two years ago. Oh, hi FBI!

  7. Has anyone told her she’ll look exactly like her mother in a few years?

  8. No comment for at least another couple years. Moving on.

  9. I’ll tell you what I think about Ava in 3 years.

  10. they look so much alike! very cute!

  11. cc

    To whichever law enforcement agency is tracking my IP address…I am looking at the one on the left.

  12. tlmck

    If you ask me, mom is still gettin’ it done.

  13. I remember what Heather looked like when she was very young, that cute child on the right isn’t it.

  14. Cute dress on Heather

  15. Swearin

    No, I will NOT have a seat right over there, Mr. Hansen!

  16. Several people have already posted that they will not comment for a few more years. Ya know, it’s not illegal to make an observational comment about a 15-1/2 year old girl…unless that comment is something like, “Here’s a towel. Wipe that cum off your face.”

  17. anonym

    WTF. Ava looks like a woman. She has bigger tits than 18 year olds.

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