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  1. This kid could murder infants and be pardoned solely on his genetic heritage…

  2. What a couple of dicks

  3. GenYgirl

    Nobody has confirmed that he isn’t just renting corn-fed-looking kids and telling photo agencies that they’re his children, right?

    • dontkillthemessenger

      There’s a better chance that Michael Jackson’s kids are related to him than these kids being Andy Dick’s.

  4. That singing guy from the FreeCreditReport.com commercials is Andy Dick’s son?

  5. I’m still amazed that he somehow figured out how to fuck some guy in the ass and end up with children.

  6. Cock Dr

    I am still in no way convinced that Andy Dick has ever ejaculated into the vagina of a female human being.

  7. he’s an even bigger dick

  8. It was obviously harder in the 80s to come out of the closet. Wait a minute — EVERYONE was gay in the 80s!

  9. This what shows up when you curse someone to suck a bag of dicks.

  10. So they took a normal looking guy and threw on a random bow tie in an attempt to make him look sort of weird. Interesting.

  11. Melanie

    Wait, Andy Dick f*cked Josh Lucas?

  12. He drops his pants enough, I suppose a vagina or two was bound to run into the appropriate bits at some point.

  13. Joe Blow

    Hmmm… what’s the appropriate name for a group of dicks?

  14. The bow tie is the most disturbing thing here.

  15. Napoleon Dynamite is Andy Dick’s kid? Well, it explains a lot actually.

  16. Interred Ferguson

    This’d better be a frickin’ joke. I’m sure we ALL signed that petition to keep this jack wagon from ever reproducing…..just sayin’…..

  17. Wh-wh-whaaaat???
    Now there’s a son?!?

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