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  1. That’s a nice ass.

  2. spectacular ass

  3. The Pope

    One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Lord. Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky.

    In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand. Sometimes there were two sets of footprints, other times there was one only.

    This bothered me because I noticed that during the low periods of my life, when I was suffering from anguish, sorrow or defeat, I could see only one set of footprints, so I said to the Lord,

    “You promised me Lord,
    that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I have noticed that during the most trying periods of my life there has only been one set of footprints in the sand. Why, when I needed you most, have you not been there for me?”

    The Lord replied, “The years when you have seen only one set of footprints, my child, is when I stopped to check out your ass and masturbate. I can’t do that and walk at the same time.”

  4. You know, of all the pics of seen of this “surfer” chick… I don’t think I’ve ever seen her surf. Or even in the water for that matter.

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