Anastasia Ashley posted this pic to Instagram. (March 6, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
That’s a nice ass.
One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Lord. Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky.
In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand. Sometimes there were two sets of footprints, other times there was one only.
This bothered me because I noticed that during the low periods of my life, when I was suffering from anguish, sorrow or defeat, I could see only one set of footprints, so I said to the Lord,
“You promised me Lord,
that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I have noticed that during the most trying periods of my life there has only been one set of footprints in the sand. Why, when I needed you most, have you not been there for me?”
The Lord replied, “The years when you have seen only one set of footprints, my child, is when I stopped to check out your ass and masturbate. I can’t do that and walk at the same time.”
You know, of all the pics of seen of this “surfer” chick… I don’t think I’ve ever seen her surf. Or even in the water for that matter.
Her standing there poised is fine by me.
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