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  1. Little Tongue

    “Vodka fight!”

  2. anonymous

    Jimmy got a little confused when LL yelled “Spit or swallow: don’t just keep it in your mouth” after taking a couple shots in the face.

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    Another classic Lohan miscommunication… she’s playing “Water War” and he booked her on the show to play “What a Whore”.

  4. “This is what it feels like to be me.”

  5. She has probably participated in bukkakes that had bigger loads than that all over her face.

  6. She knows water play well after all the time she spent servicing Japanese businessmen.

  7. ksmack

    You know you watch too much PornHub when you see this all you can think of is a lesbian squirt compilation.

  8. George P. Burdell

    Lindsay is a squirter.

  9. Vlad

    BUKKAKE!

  10. cc

    Looks as though she’s turned the tables.

  11. “Now imagine that from a Persian club owner, and THAT’S MY FUCKING LIFE!!”

  12. Unless those glasses are filled with sulphuric acid, I don’t care.

  13. I CALL THIS THE SAMANTHA RONSON!!

  14. crb

    Poor Jimmy, he’s gonna have an alphabet-soup of STDs.

  15. donkeylicks

    “THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR SAYING THAT YOU COULD FIT YOUR WHOLE FIST IN MY MOUTH YOU MOTHER FUCKER!”

  16. It’s usually Lindsay Lohan who takes it in the face.

  17. I’m torn – I can’t decide which one I want to punch in the face first.

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