I’d make her the sandwich.
This girl is so pretty I would give her a breast exam…..for free.
Really? Breast exam? that’s your brilliant joke? You could have gone with throat swab, or pap smear, or even colonoscopy.
You make me sick.
Those other things will cost ya.
It’s the breast exam or nothing. That’s the only offer on the table.
This picture reminds me I haven’t busted a nut on this website today.
This reminds me of why I got into the shopping mall glamour shot business. I mean, besides all the free hair spray I could carry.
All that’s missing is Will Ferrell’s character from Step Brothers standing behind her with both his hands on her right shoulder.
Like a young Cameron Diaz. I still remember drooling after her in The Mask. Crap, I’m getting old.
Sorry, but Candice Swanepoel makes Cameron Diaz look like an ugly Cub Scout, all due respect to Cameron.
While I was jerking off all last night and most of today, it dawned on me that I could not decide who was the prettiest woman I had ever seen. Until now that is. Thanks Superficial for helping end my confusion. You guys have made my life so much better.
The prettiest women in the world to me are, Michelle Trachtenberg, Shu Qi and Chaba Barnum. Look them up, lots of fapping bait, especially the last two.
The drawback of being an atheist is it preempts me from offering my soul to the devil for a weekend in bed with her. So, I guess I’ll just have to keep up the non-stop stream of notes and poems…that works doesn’t it?
I was thinking the same thing.
She has a fantastically pretty face. No joke. Stunning.
Hottest angel !
Saw her in person in Dallas recently. The pictures do not do her justice. Every other woman in the room just seemed ordinary, even the hot ones.
I would like to plop my warm spray on her breasts.
I would tongue the wax out of her ears and gargle anything that comes out of an orifice
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Candice Swanepoel at the Beverly Connection in Los Angeles. (March 29, 2012)