Lana Del Rey at the Echo Awards 2013 in Berlin. (March 21, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
And then a tornado picked up her dog and herself and we know her as Phoebe Price
“OMG…my tay-tays are in stereo now!”
What the hell did this talentless bitch win awards for?
It’s a German award for excellence in the music industry. Yeah, I couldn’t even type it without laughing.
Germans are known for their excellent taste in music. See David Hasselhoff’s successful music career in Germany.
See also the Horst Wessel song, and Deutschland Uber Alles.
The echo awards? The echo awards? The echo awards? The echo awards? The echo awards?
I’m interested to see whether it takes two Kinects to recognize that she’s devoid of talent.
Kinect has nothing to do with “Video Games.”
“I’ve reached Thetan Level 7 …..HAHA…….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!”
Echo (definition): A sound or series of sounds caused by the reflection of sound waves from a surface back to the listener.
– So, she won an award for having music that SOUNDS like other music. Ya, that’s about right.
At first glance I assumed they were propellers and she was A) joining a Robert Rodriguez movie or B) issuing a challenge to Katy Perry.
yep. that’s the face of a kooky kunt
I have no idea what the fuck is going on with this woman.
Of course, I’ll be able to sing the incantation to complete the ritual, with my guttural, incoherent mumbling, nobody will notice what I say. Silly, Dark One. Now where do I put your eye towers?
They use her to torture political prisoners.
I don’t know, or care, whether or not she can sing…unless she starts caterwauling while I’m banging her. In that event, I have things I can stuff in her mouth to muffle the noise.
Who? Exactly. Nobody.
The Germans have no recognisable humour, and have a guttural language straight out of a butcher’s shop. So it was with a straight face that they gave this talentless hack awards for carving up melodic harmonies.
I’m suprised those awards don’t each have a little kink in them, about halfway up.
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