superficial

  1. B&WMinstrel

    And then a tornado picked up her dog and herself and we know her as Phoebe Price

  2. “OMG…my tay-tays are in stereo now!”

  3. Techman

    What the hell did this talentless bitch win awards for?

  4. contusion

    The echo awards? The echo awards? The echo awards? The echo awards? The echo awards?

  5. Ladypants

    I’m interested to see whether it takes two Kinects to recognize that she’s devoid of talent.

  6. Deacon Jones

    “I’ve reached Thetan Level 7 …..HAHA…….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!”

  7. Echo (definition): A sound or series of sounds caused by the reflection of sound waves from a surface back to the listener.
    - So, she won an award for having music that SOUNDS like other music. Ya, that’s about right.

  8. At first glance I assumed they were propellers and she was A) joining a Robert Rodriguez movie or B) issuing a challenge to Katy Perry.

  9. anonym

    yep. that’s the face of a kooky kunt

  10. I have no idea what the fuck is going on with this woman.

  11. Of course, I’ll be able to sing the incantation to complete the ritual, with my guttural, incoherent mumbling, nobody will notice what I say. Silly, Dark One. Now where do I put your eye towers?

  12. They use her to torture political prisoners.

  13. I don’t know, or care, whether or not she can sing…unless she starts caterwauling while I’m banging her. In that event, I have things I can stuff in her mouth to muffle the noise.

  14. the wrecker

    Who? Exactly. Nobody.

  15. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    The Germans have no recognisable humour, and have a guttural language straight out of a butcher’s shop. So it was with a straight face that they gave this talentless hack awards for carving up melodic harmonies.

  16. Former SS Soldier

    I’m suprised those awards don’t each have a little kink in them, about halfway up.

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