John Mayer in Santa Monica. (March 21, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
“No problem, little missy. As you probably know, I ride em hard, and put em away wet.”
Thought that short fat chick was Kourtney Kardashian…..
Its too early in the weekend to start hoggin’, John.
Nevermind, you’re a fucking loser.
John decides to take a break from relationships for awhile. And just f@$# around a fat chick for a bit.
Lose the fucking hat, John.
Her gravity pulled him in.
Sweet Jeezus…Katy Perry’s panties haven’t even cooled off yet and her snatch is still damp, and he’s already Tom Katting around? What a rancid dick!
***AFTER FURTHER REVIEW***On the other hand that chunky little Latina really IS pretty fucking cute…maybe I spoke too soon.
John pulled an Ahnold. He fucked a Mexican & Katy found out. At least his choice in Mexicans trumps the Sperminator’s.
He left Katy Perry for this?
Well, he may like her, but still can’t have sex with her. Remember, his penis, as small as it is, is still a proud and true White Supremist!! Awwh, po’ little pumpkin!!! True love slips away in favor of the Ayran Masterbates!!!
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