1. “No problem, little missy. As you probably know, I ride em hard, and put em away wet.”

  2. BP

    Thought that short fat chick was Kourtney Kardashian…..

  3. Deacon Jones

    Its too early in the weekend to start hoggin’, John.

    Nevermind, you’re a fucking loser.

  4. John decides to take a break from relationships for awhile. And just f@$# around a fat chick for a bit.

  5. Lose the fucking hat, John.

  6. Her gravity pulled him in.

  7. Sweet Jeezus…Katy Perry’s panties haven’t even cooled off yet and her snatch is still damp, and he’s already Tom Katting around? What a rancid dick!

  8. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    John pulled an Ahnold. He fucked a Mexican & Katy found out. At least his choice in Mexicans trumps the Sperminator’s.

  9. KtothaJ

    He left Katy Perry for this?

  10. Mista Snazzy

    Well, he may like her, but still can’t have sex with her. Remember, his penis, as small as it is, is still a proud and true White Supremist!! Awwh, po’ little pumpkin!!! True love slips away in favor of the Ayran Masterbates!!!

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