Elin Nordegren and her twin sister Josefin in Jupiter, FL. (March 20, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Pretty sure only Bill Gates could afford a 3 way with them…
You know Tiger hit that, right?
I’m thinking the opposite. I’m thinking the whole banging-waitresses-in-the-parking-lot thing began when he found out that Elin was never going to let him have a three-way with her sister.
Why would he bop someone who looks just like his wife, especially considering he didn’t like her very much. Elin, that is.
I used to work for a guy whose wife was a twin and before they got married he was poking both of them. I asked him why he selected the one he did and he said, “Her tits are bigger.” That is so fucking heart-warming…
Brought a tear to my eye, that did.
And still I know the look on that kid’s face ‘Would it hurt to get up and make me a sandwich?’
Guess which kid belongs to Tiger, duh!
Great idea, Josefin. You stay here, I go circle the field. Anywhere she looks she’ll see us. We’ll keep Lindsey in the car forever.
…Yyyyyyes, your feelings for them are strong, especially for…Sister!…Wait, TWIN SISTER?!? Identical? I’ll buy you a new house on the old one, JUST PLEASE, TAKE ME BACK BABY!!!!!!
“Mommy? Which one are you?”
“I don’t know, honey.”
You can tell which one is the twin, because she’s the one who’s face is saying, “So… the ONLY thing that held me back from being a millionaire divorcee is morals? That’s it. We look exactly the same and all I had to do was turn a blind eye until the shit hit the fan? Great. Just fucking great.”
There is another…
At some point, Sweden had TWO of these, and let them both go. Seriously, WTF Sweden?
This could be a pretty epic threesome.
So, you have a twin sister. Your feelings have now betrayed her, too. Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me. Now his failure is complete. If you will not turn to the Dark Side… then perhaps she will…
There are TWO of them. So there really IS a God?
Yeah, I can see how that would drive you to bang dirty cocktail waitresses in Subway parking lots. Totally.
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