do these necklaces distract from my chest carpet?
…they’re stuck …been there since ’96.
Andy Garcia is going full Al Bundy
Talking to agent: “Are you sure we don’t want to make this a ‘Full Monty’ moment? I’ve got my hand in the waistband … the paps will never know what hit them.”
Damn, he’s in good shape… relatively speaking.
Andy Garcia: Now full of rice and beans.
my self confidence just went thru the roof after seeing this….
…unless you’re famous and/or wealthy, go back to self-loathing.
Thirty-five years ago I was trying to improve the look of my front lawn and started spreading something-or-other in the grass. Unfortunately the spreader broke and dumped almost all of that crap in a very small area. From that day until now, the lawn looks just like Andy’s chest.
I hope I look that good when I’m 58.
And by “look that good” I mean “give that little of a shit.”
” Yea I’m want something deep friend sent to the pool, what ever you got in the fridge.”
Wanted: Cuban seeking Mexican for some emergency hedge clipping.
I think I can see his twin.
The first Cuban James Bond, step aside Daniel Craig
Nice tits, bitch!
“Not a case of beer … I said a case of Nair.”
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