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  1. do these necklaces distract from my chest carpet?

  2. Andy Garcia is going full Al Bundy

  3. ThrewUpInMyMouth

    Talking to agent: “Are you sure we don’t want to make this a ‘Full Monty’ moment? I’ve got my hand in the waistband … the paps will never know what hit them.”

  4. Damn, he’s in good shape… relatively speaking.

  5. Andy Garcia: Now full of rice and beans.

  6. my self confidence just went thru the roof after seeing this….

  7. Thirty-five years ago I was trying to improve the look of my front lawn and started spreading something-or-other in the grass. Unfortunately the spreader broke and dumped almost all of that crap in a very small area. From that day until now, the lawn looks just like Andy’s chest.

  8. Slappy Magoo

    I hope I look that good when I’m 58.

    And by “look that good” I mean “give that little of a shit.”

  9. ” Yea I’m want something deep friend sent to the pool, what ever you got in the fridge.”

  10. JimBB

    Wanted: Cuban seeking Mexican for some emergency hedge clipping.

  11. I think I can see his twin.

  12. MarketingMike

    The first Cuban James Bond, step aside Daniel Craig

  13. Little Tongue

    Nice tits, bitch!

  14. “Not a case of beer … I said a case of Nair.”

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